"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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