How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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