Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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