Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So vagazzling was a success
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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