there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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