Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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