I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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