Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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