Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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