Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
These tits shall not be calmed
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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