i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
