Bisexual people are plain selfish.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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