Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
At least life still wants to fuck me.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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