Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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