My first STD was from a foam party
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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