What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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