I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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