I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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