If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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