My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You're like the curious george of whores
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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