I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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