Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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