How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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