Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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