Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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