Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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