I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize