is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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