her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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