its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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