love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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