You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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