...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
high people should be assigned attendants
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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