i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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