love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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