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(818): View more from California

Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Damn. That makes sense

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I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.

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(209): View more from California

i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground

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(219): View more from Indiana

I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.

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(805): View more from California

You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.

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(316): View more from Kansas

He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.

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(972): View more from Texas

It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.

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