the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Randomize
