I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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