I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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