So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
we should paint friendship bongs
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