Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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