I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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