i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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