Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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