Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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