i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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