U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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