Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
A+ Viking dick
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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