Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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