Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
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My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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