yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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