im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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