You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I'm both gender and math confused
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