I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Boobs speak an international language.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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