try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
he's single and there are thong briefs.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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