That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
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Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just put me in your contacts as coyote