Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
In America we eat man semen.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up