Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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